HERES SOME EVIDENCE OF OUR SUPERSKILL AT SUPERKILL SHABOING.
The one with the GUN. sniper of our shitty crew and doing GREAT at being human dont worry about it. Ani reminds me of a orange. as in you can squeeze them.
you know that one kid in grade 2 who lied about finding a giant piece of gold and had to roll it up the street to his house and everyone believed him and thought he was cool WHEN HE WASNT KAYDEN IM TALKING TO YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER YOU STILL OWE ME A GRANOLA BAR AND NEED TO GIVE ME BACK MY HOTWHEELS Asher is kinda like that. but instead of stealing my hotwheels, Asher just steals... TRUTH.
planner and leader. obsessed with cats. sometimes grows horns but we dont talk about that. I wish she'd stop smiting me :(
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THE FREELANCERS. GOOP, ANIMAL WHISPERER, CERTIFIED COOL GUY, AND COSTUME DESIGNER. EVERYONE SHOULD THANK ME I MEAN THEM.
genuinly have no idea what this person's deal is. but they can do captchas for us! so thats something.
spooky. kinda a wimp. but in like. the cool way. not the other way. newest member because I dont count Teddy bc I dont think he likes me. might also be able to do captchas? will have to test.
does taxes and shit. i dont like him he wont let me eat the paper >:( . also does the stupid sign spinning thing you see outside hot dog places or in the movie Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2.
is a cat. probably a cop. there is literally nothing else to say on this matter.